Friday, August 17, 2018

The World According to Donald

Anything he says must be true unless he says something opposite the next day, in which case the latter is more true.

He is not above the law; he is the law.

He is not above the law, because he does not know what law is.

He is not above the law, but he doesn’t care.

He is not above the law, because law applies only to everybody else.

He doesn’t even think the law of gravity applies to him. (Let’s take him to the middle of a lake and see if he can walk on water.)

He has revoked the security clearance from former CIA Director John Brennan for disclosing a devastating national secret, namely, that his conduct is nothing short of treasonous.

If you write or publish something critical of him, you are fake news.

If you buy from him, you are a good country. If you sell to him, you are a bad country.

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